Less hair

Little Kid was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.
'Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?' he asked his mother.

'He thinks a lot,' replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.

Or she was until little Kid thought for a second and asked, 'So why do you have so much hair.

Evolution of Human

A little Kid asked his Mom, 'How did the human race appear?'Ba answered, GOD made all of us'

Two days later this Kid asked his Dad the same question. Dad answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.

The confused Kid returned to his mother and said, Mom, how is itpossible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?

'The clever Mom answered, 'Well, Son, it's very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your Dad told you about his.'

Champu ka dukh

Champu dukhi tha

Kisi NE pocha kyon tension main ho?

Champu: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgry k liye 3 lakh diye tahe AB main us ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.

Mr Champu at sword competition

Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries tookpart in that.
From India Mr. Champu took part.

First player came from Germany.He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts.

Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts.

Then comes our very own Champu. He took the sword in one hand & flew a mosquito in the air.

He swings the sword over the mosquito, but mosquito flies away.
Then the judge asked "Kya Champu Ji, machhar to ud gya".

Champu replied, " Ud to gya, per ab kabhi baap nahi banega"