Mr Champu at sword competition

Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries tookpart in that.
From India Mr. Champu took part.

First player came from Germany.He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts.

Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts.

Then comes our very own Champu. He took the sword in one hand & flew a mosquito in the air.

He swings the sword over the mosquito, but mosquito flies away.
Then the judge asked "Kya Champu Ji, machhar to ud gya".

Champu replied, " Ud to gya, per ab kabhi baap nahi banega"